A cure for suicide bombers...
You have to keep in mind - what kind of people send their children and mentally ill on this type of "mission" anyway? Obviously not a kind of people that we will ever, EVER, be able to conduct reasonable discussions with. But there must be a way of "communicating" with them that they will understand. I think I have it. I personally think this would solve the problem of suicide bombers and be a great boon to security of our troops as well as our agricultural economy.
Apparently the Pentagon has done research into implanting chips into mice/small animals to use for special assignments - put a camera on their back and control the animals movements via the chip. Well, step it up a notch. Implant these control chips into pigs. Yep PIGS. Big nasty, stinking honking boarhogs. The kind moslems fear touching or eating or dying while in contact with. The kind that they are convinced will, if they come in contact with, cause them to be eternally damned.
Then, for every suicide bomber, take these pigs, strap a bomb to it's back and release it near the PLO's headquarters, or a mosque where the imam's preach hatred and glorify suicide bombers or near one of the cult of islam's shrines. Start off with the one where they have the fake hair of the pedophile mohammad at the Dome of the Rock. Then direct the pig into the mosque or shrine and blow it up. Wallah! Pig guts everywhere. Rich dark luscious flowing pig honey (make sure their last meal is a goodun before they are sent on assignment.) Let the worshipers bow down and recite their prayers scented with the smell of pig guts. We can call it islamic incense. This could lead to a whole new industry and give the pork industry new avenues for marketing! I was kinda tired of the "other white meat" ads anyway. Can you imagine the ads for "Mohammad's Valkyries"? Do this for each suicide bomber - the ragheads know we're not gonna use our children, but pigs...
I know, PETA would rather see children blown up than pigs, but if they wanna volunteer, I'd consider it the equivalent of the pigs. I'm sure the moslems would too....
Apparently the Pentagon has done research into implanting chips into mice/small animals to use for special assignments - put a camera on their back and control the animals movements via the chip. Well, step it up a notch. Implant these control chips into pigs. Yep PIGS. Big nasty, stinking honking boarhogs. The kind moslems fear touching or eating or dying while in contact with. The kind that they are convinced will, if they come in contact with, cause them to be eternally damned.
Then, for every suicide bomber, take these pigs, strap a bomb to it's back and release it near the PLO's headquarters, or a mosque where the imam's preach hatred and glorify suicide bombers or near one of the cult of islam's shrines. Start off with the one where they have the fake hair of the pedophile mohammad at the Dome of the Rock. Then direct the pig into the mosque or shrine and blow it up. Wallah! Pig guts everywhere. Rich dark luscious flowing pig honey (make sure their last meal is a goodun before they are sent on assignment.) Let the worshipers bow down and recite their prayers scented with the smell of pig guts. We can call it islamic incense. This could lead to a whole new industry and give the pork industry new avenues for marketing! I was kinda tired of the "other white meat" ads anyway. Can you imagine the ads for "Mohammad's Valkyries"? Do this for each suicide bomber - the ragheads know we're not gonna use our children, but pigs...
I know, PETA would rather see children blown up than pigs, but if they wanna volunteer, I'd consider it the equivalent of the pigs. I'm sure the moslems would too....
posted by Judge William at 10:17 AM
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