Friday, October 07, 2005

Celebrate Ramadan...

We're having pork roast, gonna read from the Torah and promise our pets and children that we won't strap bombs on them tonight. I know, I know, I'll have to forgo my shot at 75 virgins, because I won't cowardly massacre innocent women and children, but as long as my wife is ok with it I'll just have to live with myself.

May "allah" forgive me.

Oh, by the way, where has Islam ever improved the lives and standard of living of it's citizens? There's a reason why they're all third world nations and when the artificial wealth from the oil runs out, they'll return to their tents, beating their women and having their sheep wander around in constant fear.

Happy Ramadan. Woo-hoo.